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Saturday, January 28, 2006

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Almost the End of the Semester!!!!! =(

Meeeeeeehhhh...I don't WANNA change classes. At least not Government. I wish I could take it all year and never take Algebra as long as I live.

For one thing, the teacher is a total bint (a fun Scottish word which means the opposite of male dog >:P), which I found out for myself today. These people act like spontaneous human combustion (which DOES NOT EXIST; you uneducated pathetic excuses for humans make me angry) will occur if you're .000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds late for the announcements, which is technically part of first mod. Well, I've got news for you, teachers: NO ONE LISTENS TO THE DAMN ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!! They stand for the pledge (some don't even do that, which unfortunately, is their right. But let me go off on a tangent here [haha, here we go]: There are people that have fought and died and are still fighting and dying for you to sit on your asses and not say the pledge. So while you're being lazy, people are being exactly the opposite and fighting for us. SO SAY THE DAMN PLEDGE, YOU LAZY NEANDRATHALS!!!!!! Okay, I'm done.), and then they sit and promptly drop back into a coma. So there, Mrs. Drisgill, aka Dress Code Nazi (heehee, good one, Hanna). You made me an extra minute late because you made us (me, Jackie and Eric) stand there for the moment of silence (which is never silent by the way; they should call it the Moment of Small Insignificant Noises) when we were a flipping six feet from our classroom door and so instead of being maybe 30 seconds late, you made us TWO AND A HALF MINUTES late, so we got reprimanded by Miss Haney AND the pricipal who was randomly standing in the hallway (this is where our tax money goes?!) saying "No excuse" (and I thought you were better than Mr. Bell; you principals are all the same). So screw you all, except I have Mrs. Drisgag (Oh, awesome, I made that up on the spot) from next Monday until June 15th. Sheesh, stab me in the gut and twist the knife around, why don't you. So to conclude, I had a wonderful morning, until I woke up, the second time (we had 2 hours late today).

Well, enough of that. Potato!!!!

On a lighter not...OMGOMG, yesterday was ALMOST THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!! It wasn't the best day ever because Brandon didn't ask me out. But I'm not giving up hope yet! Anyway, it was the best because first we were in the hallway on the way to third mod and normally in the hallway we don't make eye contact, usually he looks at me or I look at him. It's a well-developed system that we've perfected. Anywhy, somehow we did make eye contact and I smiled at him (well because he's just SO gorgeous, OMG, I hope you have a strong stomach cuz if you don't you may be barfing right now.) and he SALUTED. Psh, what a greeting. Except he smiled too and he's just SO adorable when he does that. I was telling Shannon this last night before my music lesson and she about died laughing. Actually, it was quite funny (the salute I mean, although it was rather entertaining to watch her convulse and spazz on the floor as I wait patiently...). So anyway, I was smiling all the way down the hallway, and I must have looked like such an idiot, smiling while trying not to smile for no reason, and I was imagining what I looked like doing this down the hallway, which made me want to smile more, but anyhow...I made it to third mod (Health, bleah), and I went skipping and saying what a wonderful day it was today and naturally, everyone thought I was even weirder than usual because we had our exam that day, so...yeah. Oh, and then fourth mod, mah favorite mod (but not anymore, as of Monday, I will have replaced Government with Algebra, happyjoy.), we met in the media center compy lab type thing (my class, not me and Brandon) and I found out we needed our research notes to turn in w/ mah paper, but I had shredded my noted on Monday. Oops. Well, really! I have NEVER needed my notes to turn in a research paper; that's what a works cited page is for (which we did anyway!). So anyway, we sorta made eye contact and we grinned because he knew about my notes...or lack thereof, now. So then after Mr. Kimble was done talking, we went out into the actual media center thing and he asked me to edit his rough draft (he's doing abortion, I'm doing the Holocaust), so I did, and he did mine. It was actually a really good paper, despite the crapload of spelling and grammical errors, and lack of sentence structure, but we'll overlook that. I barely got through his because we were talking and laughing so much. Plus, Brianna Xenos (her last name is soooooo cool, I wish I had Greek blood) and Katie Williams came and sat at our table. Plus, Thomas Magruder and Jake O'Melia kept arguing about the other's hair color for some reason or another, and THEN Matt Mayhew came over and we started talking about all of our substitutes that we had to have in eighth grade because are actual RLA teacher got really sick or something and didn't teach us all year, so we got, like, 47 substitutes (okay, more like 5, but whatever). Anyway, it was a really fun day, and I didn't ever want it to end. Especially since tomorrow is our last day and I don't know if we have any other classes together *sob*. And today, we got to talk for, like, five seconds. CURSE THE WORLD!!


Oh, and I got a 95.6% on my Physics exam. Yay!! And Rex Bellomy got suspended for fighting. Shocker!

--Amanda <---@

P.S. Mejezfeld!! (Keaton rox!!)

Saturday, January 21, 2006

New Classes Next Monday!!!!

This makes Amanda happy, except that I won't have Government, which makes Amanda sad. ='( I luv Government; it was mah favorite class. And what more, it's the only class that Brandon is in, and I don't know if we'll have any other classes together. Maybe English or Spanish (if he's taking it), cuz he's already had algebra, and I have it next semester. However, as of January 30, 2006, I will no longer have to sit throught 90 minutes of Physics, Freshman Seminar, OR Health!!!!!!!!! 3 bad things for the price of one!! So here's mah schedule for this and next semester

Semester 1 (not that it matters now):
Freshman Seminar--Cunningham
Health I--Stouffer (which I have now vowed to mispronounce forever.)
Chorus II--Korn

Semester 2:
Spanish I--Garcia
English I--Rushton
Phys. Ed.--Stouffer (goody)
Chorus II--Korn
Algebra I--Drisgill

If I had to take Health I next semester, all of my classes would have had a number after it. I just thought that was funny...but I digress.

OMG, Brandon told me he's taking Chorus I next semester, which I thought was so cool, cuz most guys wouldn't switch to (if anything, they would switch away from that class), unless you're Nik Lutton, and he doesn't count because he's a total fag (and I mean that in the best possible way. NOT). Ugh, he's gonna be im MY chorus class in the spring. Great, another reason to lose my will to live. Just kidding, I'm not suicidal (DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M HOMICIDAL, and crazy. OMG, don't ask.). I don't care how good of a tenor you are (and considering his normal voice is higher than mine, that's seriously disturbing), if you're maturity level is in the negatives by high school, STAY AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL KILL YOU. I have NO tolerance for that kind of immaturity or stupidity. The only reason that I haven't killed half of my classes is because there are too many witnesses, too much effort, and not to mention too much paperwork.

So I'll have to wait until next year when I'm in HONORS classes for the first time eva, and I'm SO EXCITED!! OMG, FINALLY, KIDS WHO KNOW HOW TO SPELL 'THE' AND OTHER 'DIFFICULT' WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I have finals next week, OMGOMGOMG. I'm actually kinda nervous b/c it's going back to the VERY BEGINNING and I HATE THAT because they actually expect us to REMEMBER everything. Yeah. I mean SURPRISE! No one pays attention anyway (which may be why people can't spell 'the' and other difficult words.)!!!!!!!!!! So, here's another schedule, because I'm under the delusion that you care. Anyway, here we go.

Monday (1/23)--Chorus II (Quick! What's a tetra chord?)
Tuesday (1/24)--Physics and Heath I (ON THE SAME DAY, I knew there was a reason I hated Tuesday.)
Wednesday (1/25)--Freshman Seminar, and NO GOVERNMENT because Mr. Kimble is the bomb and gave us a 300-point research paper OR newspaper OR Power Point instead. Yay. -_-*
Thursday and Friday--NOTHING, HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, tis all for now. Have a snorktastic rest of the weekend. (That's Kasey's word not mine....@.@)

--Amanda <---@

Monday, January 16, 2006

HSA's, New York, and...Your Mom

Oh, where to start?? I'll start with New York since that came first (gee, that was so hard. I'm so exhausted from making that decision, I think I'll go take a nap. ^_^).

Well, New York is big and noisy and crowded (yes, 11 years, counting Pre-K and K, of schooling have not been wasted on me: New York is big, noisy and crowded.). There's also no shortage of drug dealers on every corner trying to sell cashmere stuff for $10. Anywho, the play (we saw Phantom of the Opera, and YOU DIDN'T HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH BECAUSE THE CHANDELIER FELL ON YOUR HEAD *ahem*) was EXTREMELY well done; the only things that were different/wrong were:

1.) Too much vibrato (go look it up, you uneducated Neadrethals)
2.) Christine and Meg are supposed to be 16/17, but they both looked about 30 (I guess you can't help that)
3.)The Phantom was waaaaaaaaaaaay too emotional over everything. Now granted, Mr. Phantom's life was not exactly skipping through flowers tossing posies in the air and frolicking in lakes and meadows, but my god, the sky will not explode if your precious Box 5 is not left empty or Christine is not the lead in every stupid play. But I digress.
4.) "Angel of Music" and "All I Ask of You" was sung too fast.

Now I was really comparing this to the movie (whick BTW was off the heazy jammin' crunk fo schizzle; if you haven't seen it, you are deprived, watch it now), so a lot of things were bound to be different. And plus, they have a time limit, so that's a factor. I guess I'm just picky (OMG, AMANDA ADMITTED THAT SHE HAS AN IMPERFECTION *dies of shock*). But seriously, it was awesome; I'll never forget it. The only thing was, Hanna and I made plans to steal Mr. Phantom's cape and mask and run down the streets of New York laughing hysterically and explain to our moms why we got arrested. Heehee. Unfortunately, our plans were thwarted by these people called 'security'. Must be some new-fangled invention. Heehee, just kidding.

Next: HSA's

I hate to say this because it will only up my nerd label, but the HSA's were freakin' easy. Now, I know I'm in the wrong classes, but c'mon. Any person with any form of matter in their skull could tell you that Europe made the euro their new currency in 2001 (or was it 1999?) for economic purposes!! I swear, if anyone got that wrong, they seriously need to have their IQ checked again after clicking on the URL on "Totally UberAwesome Websites That Freakin' OWN for Your Enjoyment" that leads to...surprise!! Right here! And instead of the 5-12 BCR's and 4-5 ECR's that the teachers said that we would get, we got *drumroll* 3 BCR's per section and 3 ECR's (the whole test). Sheesh. If you're gonna exaggerate, save it for the tabloids, or PEOPLE WHO CARE. Go brainwash someone else who's taking an HSA.

But, there IS a bright side (Brandon alert!)!!!

During our 10 minute break in between sections, I was sitting at my desk and he actually GOT UP and WALKED OVER TO MY DESK and started TALKING TO ME. It was sort of like in October Sky (also a great movie, NOT like Vanilla Sky, Tom Cruise ewww. Marry someone who isn't old enough to be daughter, you Scientologist cultringer. But again, I digress.) when Homer sits by the class NERD Quentin, except people weren't watching and muttering. So, yeah, it was great. I <3<3<3>

Just so you know, almost all of my blog entries will mention Brandon and my undying love to him at least once, unless the whole thing is about him :P. So be warned. And I said almost. So if ONE PERSON comments and says "Not all of your blogs mention Brandon!" because they were smart enough to interpret 'almost' as "All of my blog entries WILL mention Brandon every time because I'm his obsessive lovesick stalker" then I will personally lock them up in the Illiterately Hopeless ward in the deep jungles of Bora-Bora.

Ever notice how my irrelevant tangents become more frenquent, more threatening and more irrelevant? Hmmmmmm.

As far as your mom goes...You mom works as a mattress builder in Happytown!!!!! :P

Always, except on Mondays,
--Amanda (except on Mondays, then it's Dracumanda) <---@

P.S. Happy Almost Birthday, Aunt Holly! (01/18/06)

Friday, January 06, 2006

Stuff About the Sad World that I Live In

Well, first off, my life officially ended for the 16.357th time in 2 years yesterday. In Freshman Seminar (2nd dumbest, most pointless class ever to be created; number 1 is Health I), we had to make a card for someone in our class (we didn't get to choose, the teacher handed out slips of paper with someone's name on it) and I got Byron Hogg (long O, ppl.). I like Byron, he's a nice kid and he's funny. However, he thought that China and Africa were part of the U.S. and that Montana was a country. Uneducated mortals like him make me wonder about my education and if colleges look very deeply into who's in ur graduating class. Anyway, that's not why my life is over for the 16.357th time and counting. See, this absolute imbecile Walter Belle (I bet he thinks Australia's part of Europe.) made me this card. Yes, he got MY name, and I had this awful feeling that he would get it, and lo and behold, he did. Anyway, here are the EXACT contacts, as they appear on this document of death:

I like the way you look at me, and how you wear those tight pants and how nice and smart you are. I think we should take are relationship to the next level.

Yes, he wrote that , and it is word for word because any warm-blooded mammel would have used 'our' instead of 'are'. But grammar is the least of my concernes now.

1.) I do NOT look at him; I don't want to anyway b/c he has too many pimples and he has a mustache, whick for me is a turn-off. As well as zits.
2.) I do NOT wear tight pants because they're uncomfortable. The ONLY pair of tight pants I own are my khakis an they're my fave. Ah, well.
3.) Offhand, I can't remember a time I've been nice to him, but whatever. It's not that I'm mean, he just kinda mean and unbelievebly stupid. I canNOT tolerate stupidity.
4.) THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! Jeez, how delusional can you get?

I think he wasn't serious, so after this, I won't take it so seriously. Actually, I pretty much got over it, but I just want a record of how I felt then and now. Oh, and pretty much the whole class knew and read it, along with some of my Govt. class, so...yeah. However, no one mentioned it except for Kaitlyn Hollo who started laughing at me as soon as I walked in. Well, whatever. I told Brandon and he was just like "Oh, really? Bummer." He laughed when I showed him the card. And he was my partner (again) today. It's a good thing I heart him becuse I know for a fact that he's only my partner b/c I'm smart (Walter was right about one thing anyway.). Oh, well. He doesn't copy off of me anymore. In fact, we've actually started working together! A breakthrough, possibly? Ha. Whatever.

Well, this has been a very long bloggie, and I have homework. On a Friday, too! Evil teachers. Oh, well. I get to go to NEW YORK TOMORROW, and I am SO EXCITED b/c I get 2 go w/ my best budds! And they're all in my group (except for Eric who is not in chorus and Christine b/c her mom is chaperoning and has her own)!!!! Unfortunately, Josh is in Christine's group and her group was planning to hang with my group anywhos, so bummer. We leave at 6 AM, so Amanda must be an early birdie 2morrow. For this, it's worth it. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! New York, prepare for Amanda!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ahem. Anyway...cya.

--Amanda <---@

Monday, January 02, 2006


Hope yours has been ubertastic so far (yeah, the first day. What a rush!!)

--Amanda <---@

P.S. Happy Birthday Mrs. Lee (my music teacher)!!!!!!!!! (TODAY)